t-shirt: The Roving House[link]
This original design illustrates a play on the old vegan standby, "vegetables feel no pain." It features a wild crowd of produce items getting f'd up and, Y'know, not feeling pain. (get it?)
I wish I could say I drew this one.... but alas, I'm merely the model.
The shirt is indeed as awesome as the picture shows (comfy, too!), and totally worth buying.
Not convinced? ....stare into the mushroom's eyes for a few minutes and then get back to me.